When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, "because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead.

Lois Greiman
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  1. There is peace in play.
  2. Where are you, oh heart, which I loved from the start? Did you ever arrive? How long must we stay apart?
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